2009 MILLER FAMILY AWARDS
From the Shiloh Hills of Sinking Spring, it's time for our 2009 MILLER FAMILY AWARDS or what we like to call the MILL-FAMMY'S with our Host with the Most: Your Athletic Supporter, Jack Strap (note neither Billy Crystal nor L.L. Cool J were available) who kicked the show off with a glorious production number "A Salute to All Families (But Mostly the MILLERS)" that you may be able to find on MILL-Tube or I-MILL. Jack Strap (JS): Our first presenter is a Little Old Lady (LOL) from Pasadena who turned 100 this year & has the MILL-FAMMY'S "Centenarian Award". LOL: The MILL-FAMMY goes to Glenn MILLER who became a half a Centenarian in 2009 and I have to admit I like younger men. {LOL plants kiss on GM's cheek} JS: Our next presenters are Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan very ironically with the "Too Smarty to Party too Hardy Award". PH & LL: That's Hot because the MILL-FAMMY goes to a girl who turned 21 & got her Psychology De...